Are you starting to understand how I feel about bridge tunnels?
This is how our crossing went:
Ryan: Ooh this would be more fun if there were no guard rails.
me: Please don't talk.
Ryan: Look! No hands!
me: You need to drive! Put both hands on the wheel. Now! Stop! Just stop!
Ryan: You want me to stop? Should I pull over?
me: NO!!! Drive.
Ryan: Skipper, prepare to dive. All systems ready? Up Periscope! 30 degrees downward!
me: Please just drive.
Ryan: DIVE. DIVE. DIVE. BRRRRRR! BRRRRRR! DIVE!
me: I don't like this. I don't like this. I don't like this. Slow down.
Ryan: Maintain Speed!
me: I don't like this. Can you please slow down.
Ryan: The sign says maintain speed... Look, we made it. Oh, that was just a practice one, the next one we have to do with our eyes closed.
me: Can you please stop talking?
And you get the idea. I, for one, am happy to be home.
Overall, we had a wonderful weekend. But I forgot my camera, so there won't be any picture posts, sorry.
1 comment:
Kristina says "Ryan's brain must be fried"! Hmmm whats worse going through bridge tunnels or helping Ryan study all those flash cards??
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